Step One – Get a fairly good job and rejoin the middle class.
Step Two – Move into your own place and start making the difficult choices around lifestyle.
Step Three – Decide that maybe organic is a good thing and processed/high fructose corn syrup/sucralose/artificial sweeteners are all bad, bad things.
Step Four – Start reading ingredient lists and start considering going back to being vegetarian. Mentally replace the words “fat free”, “sugar free”, etc with “chemical bomb”.
Step Five – Start feeling smug.
Step Six – Start to feel sick and buy Kraft Mac n Cheese and make in microwave.
Seriously. This looks like cardboard pasta with tang crystals on top.
I’m not saying this is me……