How to be a Hypocrite

Step One – Get a fairly good job and rejoin the middle class.

Step Two – Move into your own place and start making the difficult choices around lifestyle.

Step Three – Decide that maybe organic is a good thing and processed/high fructose corn syrup/sucralose/artificial sweeteners are all bad, bad things.

Step Four – Start reading ingredient lists and start considering going back to being vegetarian.  Mentally replace the words “fat free”, “sugar free”, etc with “chemical bomb”.

Step Five – Start feeling smug.

Step Six – Start to feel sick and buy Kraft Mac n Cheese and make in microwave.

Seriously.  This looks like cardboard pasta with tang crystals on top.

I’m not saying this is me……


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